Please give me a job, someone.

I'm trying to move in with my friend Liz, and she's having a rough time of things now. I need to be there for her so she can pay her rent and so she has someone who will be there for her emotionally instead of sleeping on the bed all day long and wasting her money and resources. I'm looking for a job, preferably close to West Lincoln Highway. Can somebody please hook me up with a job? She really needs me, and I'm doing this for her so that she can be happy and live a good life! Is it too much to ask? I'll do almost any type of work, and I'm not incompetent or anything, in fact I can learn pretty much anything pretty quickly? Anyone?